By Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): You're facing a classic Aries dilemma: You can either run away from demanding responsibilities towards an illusory freedom that might allow you to cling to a false sense of pride... or else you can gleefully embrace interesting responsibilities that will build your self-confidence as you fight for a whole new kind of freedom. The outcome of this choice is uncertain, and won't be determined by invisible vibrations beaming down on you from the planets. Everything depends on whether you'll make use of your dormant reserves of willpower.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "Cosmic giggle" was Terence McKenna's term for an event in which the inherent benevolence of the universe suddenly bowls you over with a delightful shockwave of synchronicity. He believed you could and should actively court such eruptions. How? Take a vacation from your obsessions. Relax the part of your mind that's so certain of what it knows. Wander around like an innocent explorer in search of anything that captivates your imagination. Or put on all red clothes, climb to the top of a mobile home, and hurl a doughnut as far as you can as you shout out the name of your beloved. Now is a perfect time to try this strategy, Taurus. If "cosmic giggle" is too cute a term for your tastes, dream up an alternative, like "karmic hiccup" or "universal orgasm" or "infinite belly-laugh."
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Studies show that people in Utah take antidepressant drugs at a rate twice th e national average. Why? It may have to do with Mormon culture, which is a dominant influence in the state. The argument goes that church members feel they have to be perfect and act happy no matter what's bothering them. If this is an accurate assessment, the antidepressant glut in Utah may soon abate. That's because Geminis living there (and all over the world, for that matter) will just naturally be finding new ways to feel good by acknowledging and dealing with the imperfections in their lives. Remember how Salvador Dali said he didn't need to take drugs because he was a drug? Well, I believe you will, in effect, be a natural antidepressant. You'll have a talent for seeing interesting beauty in every situation, even difficult ones.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I
article "The Evolution of Culture," Cliff Bostock says that
Europeans who emigrated to the New World after 1492
believed it was a magical land promising fabulous wealth and the secret to
eternal youth. Meanwhile, however, European scientists developed the view that
"everything in America — from the land to the people, animals, and plants
— was biologically inferior to its European 'originals.'" Some Cancerians
have a comparable split about their destinies. On the one hand, they idealize
the past, imagining it to be better or happier than the present time. On the
other hand, they ache for an idealized future that will be better or happier
than today. Does that describe you? If so, this your wake-up call. Right here
and right now is where all the interesting stuff is happening.
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