ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your next assignment is to inject
more fun into your job — or into anything that feels like work, for that
matter. You've got a head start because lately you've been playing harder than
usual. That should give you creative momentum as you reinvent your approach to
activities that push you to your limits and test your resolve. For best
results, be open to the possibility that you really don't have to keep being
bored and cranky in places where you've assumed you will always be bored and
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): After studying your astrological
omens, I closed my eyes and asked the spirits for a psychic vision that would
symbolize your imminent future. The scenario that came up was a pair of
toddlers dressed in fine purple satin garments and wearing golden hats. They
looked like a prince and princess, and were wandering around inside a ritual
circle about ten yards in diameter, drawn with white chalk in a green meadow. Vases
of cut flowers and statues of gods and goddesses ringed the circle. So what
does my vision mean? Maybe this: Two magnificent possibilities have recently
been born or will soon be born. You should cast a protective spell around them,
letting them amble and dally within a proscribed area as their magic ripens.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Some spas are now offering their
clients "butt facials." The cost for smoothing and toning your skin
in the lower realms can range up to $800 per session. At that steep price, I
can't in good conscience mandate the procedure for you. But the astrological
favorable for you to take
special care of things at the bottom of your life, even if they are more
metaphorical in nature. So please brainstorm about how you could upgrade your
ballast, strengthen your foundation, and give your center of gravity a boost.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Studies show that 58 percent of us think our IQs are higher than average. That can't be true, of course. But maybe one sign of a person with a below-average IQ is the delusion that he's pretty intelligent. Having said that, however, I confidently predict that at least 58 percent of all Cancerians will exceed the mediocre norm in the coming weeks. The figure may even rise as high as 75 percent. The astrological omens suggest you have the potential to be smarter than you've ever been. Use your acuity constructively!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Was there a dream that you abandoned
some time ago? Was there a power you recklessly gave up? Do you ever think
longingly about a knack or skill that withered away because you stopped
wielding it with the regularity and excellence it demanded? It's time to
revisit defeats like those, Leo. According to my analysis of the astrological
omens, you're in good shape to reimagine the original experiences in ways that
could help you recover what was lost.
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