Week of June 7
By Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Surreal hope" means having faith in a future opportunity that at first appears in an out-of-context situation. Say, for example, that you have an unsettling initial exposure to a stranger whom you will eventually realize is an important ally. Maybe when you see this person for the first time, he or she is looking dazed and disheveled on a street corner with tear stains on the cheek, having just broken up with a lover. And maybe you feel a strange attraction to this weirdo despite his or her unflattering appearance. Having surreal hope, in this instance, would mean that you'd refrain from being dismissive and judgmental, but would instead entertain the possibility that your fascination might portend an interesting link under more favorable circumstances at a later date.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "Idealism increases in direct
proportion to one's distance from the problem," wrote English novelist
John Galsworthy. In other words, most people find it easier to stick to their
noble beliefs and neat theories when they don't have to deal with the messy
details of real life. I trust that you will be a stirring exception to this
rule in the coming weeks, Taurus. Judging from the astrological omens, I
predict that you'll be a master of utopian pragmatism. As you penetrate further
and further into the heart of every matter, you'll come up with workable
strategies for bringing out the best in people.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): For millions of years, the great rivers of the world have flowed into seas — or at least they have up until now. Because of their overuse by humans, several ancient rivers are in danger of drying up before they reach their destinations. Among them are China's Yellow River, the Tigris and Euphrates in the Middle East, and America's Rio Grande. I offer this as a cautionary metaphor to consider as you contemplate your long-term future. There are things you can do in the next six weeks to ensure that the river of your life will always connect to a greater source. I suggest you make that a high priority.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): "Quetzalcoatl instructed the
Aztecs to offer hyacinths and copal [a resin] to their idols instead of human
flesh," wrote Edward Dahlberg in his book
The Sorrows of Priapus
. Alas, the priests didn't heed their god's
directive. Their predilection for ripping the hearts out of their sacrificial
victims is infamous. Now I'm asking you to attend to a less dramatic but
comparable matter, Cancerian. You have a prime opportunity to stop making an
extreme sacrifice you've been doing for a long time. The gods no longer demand
it of you; it serves no holy purpose; and there's a milder and more useful
sacrifice you can make instead.
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