ARIES (March 21-April 19): "The Only Three Questions That
Count" is the title of a book by Ken Fisher. I'm stealing it to use as the
theme of your horoscope. So your next assignment, should you choose to accept
it, is to craft three essential questions that will guide your journey between
now and the end of 2007. These queries should excite your natural curiosity
about the life issues that matter most to you. They should be carefully and
precisely formulated. And they should motivate you to keep your mind wide open
and hungry as you hunt for more insight into your most bafflingly interesting
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It's about time you got the chance to
be knocked on your ass by a flood of positive surprises and good feelings. I
hope you're trusting enough to go with the tidal flow, even if it does
temporarily render you a bit woozy. Naturally you'd like to know if this giddy
surrender will land you in trouble. Is there any chance that you'll have to
endure some karmic adjustment at a later date because of the fun you're having
now? Here's my prediction: absolutely not. If anything, your enthusiastic
cooperation with the free-form dazzle will shield you from any negative
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): For years I made my home in a Northern
Californian city called San Rafael. Near the end of my time there, I discovered
that the Miwok Indians who lived in the area for hundreds of years before the
white men stole it had a different name for it: Nanaguani. I was embarrassed
that it had taken me so long to know such a fundamental fact about my own
neighborhood. Make this the starting point for your assignment this week,
Gemini, which is to learn more about the origins of the people and places and
things that are most important to you.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Reality is not all it's cracked up to
be. Just because millions of people suffer from the same hallucinations doesn't
mean those hallucinations are objectively true. I share Salvador Dali's perspective:
"One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have
christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams."
For these reasons and many more, I don't automatically dismiss people who live
in their own fantasy worlds. Their dreamy concoctions may be no more deluded
than those of normal people, and might be far more fun and amusing. Everything
I just said is a preface for the main point of this horoscope, Cancerian, which
is to give you temporary license to escape into the most beautiful mirage you
can conjure up. Love your fantastic visions. Let your imagination run far, far
away with you.
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