An unnamed official has disclosed that VANOC is about to release a totally revamped Transportation Plan.
When asked the rationale for the new plan, the official said, "Look, we've got 4,500 shiny new VANOC SUVs driving around out there, sometimes with as many as two occupants, and normal people just aren't getting out of our way fast enough. We had to do something. After all, we're VANOC and unlike everyone else, we've got important things to do!"
Among the measures in the new Transportation Plan is a bylaw that requires all pedestrians crossing a street to immediately levitate to a minimum height of ...
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