"What do hockey jerseys, B.C. license plates and the 2010 Games have in common? That's what I was wondering when I noticed one of VANOC's vice-presidents walk down the hall an hour ago with a few Vancouver Canucks' jerseys in one hand, and a stack of B.C. license plates in the other.
"He walked into the boardroom and closed the door and I was about to tiptoe up and have a listen when I heard voices coming down the hall and had to duck back into my hiding place.
"I've been crouched down in here ever since, but a few minutes ago ... "
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