Inside scoop with Jimmy the Cockroach 

Exclusive weekly reports from our mole in VANOC.


It's no secret that the NY hedge fund that owns Whistler Blackcomb is in serious financial trouble and will likely be selling off the Olympic mountains as a result. But Jimmy has discovered documents that indicate the hedge fund has plans that are even more bizarre than anyone could have imagined.

"I was all alone in the office of Whistler's mayor late last night, snooping through his files, when I came across a folder labeled "Super Super Top Top Secret." And inside was a shocking document - a memorandum of agreement between that NY hedge fund and well-known Las Vegas casino owner, Manny Bakkaloppolus.

"In a move that would render the Peak-To-Peak Gondola the engineering equivalent of a kazoo..."

Listen to Jimmy's full report at . Next week: Hockey jerseys and licence plates.

* WARNING: Jimmy's reports are pure satire and may not be suitable for all levels of intelligence.



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