Maxed Out

'It's not going to be easy'

'Visions of North American men suffering through fitful nights of sleep, sheets draped like a single-pole tent over their pathetic, misfunctional erections, haunt my dreams of the future.'

'If you tend to lead a healthy lifestyle, exercise, don’t smoke, etc., you’re likely in more danger from stressing over the new guidelines than you are to enjoy that glass of wine with your dinner or wee dram in the evening.'

'Let them know you trust your health-care providers more than you trust them.'

'Why isn’t solving this a key initiative?'

'No more customer surveys. They’ve gotten out of control...'

The good, the bad and the ugly

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Billy Scrooge didn’t know whether to be tickled pink or scared witless.

“A new chapter was written in the sweet, short life of Whistler’s cultural mythology Monday night.

'tis the season to be jolly