Maxed Out

'You are what you eat, or so they say'

'In 2004, Barack Obama gave the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention...'

Better than yelling at clouds 

'Mired as we are in the dog days of summer—no slight towards our four-legged friends—it seems like a good time to clean out my virtual in-basket...'

'While not exactly inundated by the pedantic semantic police, I’ve been schooled. Appropriate in this case, eh?'

'Get busy, Waldorf, and put the private in private school'

'Go jump in a lake'

'There is nothing quite as exciting as seeing the car in front of you trailing flames from the rear brakes'

'Choose your words carefully'

'Unfortunately, the war on stink is waged only on our bodies'