Film Reviews

Keanu Reeves is having a moment.

You know what never gets old? Watching something, anything, kick the living shit out of something else. Red ants versus black ants? Definitely. Bees versus giant wasp? Yes please. Zombie versus shark? Hold my diaper.

The Cannes Film Festival is on right now and in amongst all the yacht parties and media circuses (Margot Robbie wore sequined pants on the red carpet! Gasp!) there are also some movies screening.

Generally, the beginning and end of a story are the most exciting parts. That's one reason to be kinda stoked these days—we missed the start of the world but it's looking like we might catch the end.

Pokémon are like herpes; they just keep coming back.

Off the top here, we need to pour some on the block for writer-director-producer John Singleton, who passed away earlier this week.

Well, you gotta hand it to Marvel. With minimal leaks and more hype than any film in a while, Avengers: Endgame is finally here. And apparently it's the best yet.

That calm before the storm you feel right now is because everyone's waiting to see how Avengers: Endgame is gonna crash-bang out of the corner they painted themselves in when they killed half their cast (and the world) at the end of the last movie.

The hot ticket this week is the 72hr Filmmaker Showdown on Friday night as part of the World Ski and Snowboard Festival (this year marks a truncated, "Quick & Dirty" version of the fest, but organizers are still ramming most of the important stuf

The main difference between a parasite and a symbiote is that there's no such word as symbiote, unless you read comic books.