Maxed Out

By G.D. Maxwell It’ll be like trying to sell bibles to atheists. Big Macs to vegetarians. Abstinence to swingers.

By G.D. Maxwell "Enough is enough!" My sister and I were playing on the livingroom floor. We were engaged in an escalating moment of our favourite game.

We become who we are slowly. We evolve.

By G.D. Maxwell Dreary : gloomy, dismal, sombre, bleak, miserable, cheerless, joyless, uninteresting. In the midst of Thesaurus-abuse, we stop to ponder the soul-sapping power of ceaseless, endless, perpetual, neverending, B.C.

By G.D. Maxwell "My dog’s better than your dog, My dog’s better than yours." Zippy the Dog made me say that. It’s a jingle he heard on television once and still hums. Zippy likes to think he’s a "good" dog.

By G.D.

By G.D. Maxwell Finally! An explanation that makes sense. Ten years ago, I quit a perfectly good job that paid me more money than I ever thought I’d make.

By G.D. Maxwell "War is hell," is what I thought I heard him say.

Since I hope one day to be able to cross the border into the United States without undergoing a body cavity search, I’d just like to make my position perfectly clear: I am not ashamed George W. Bush is from Texas.

By G.D. Maxwell Welcome to Spring Break! If you live in Whistler, you’re probably thinking, "Hey, didn’t we have spring break during the entire month of February?" Yes. Yes we did.