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Maxed Out

Synonyms for a snoozer of a season

By G.D. Maxwell Dreary : gloomy, dismal, sombre, bleak, miserable, cheerless, joyless, uninteresting. In the midst of Thesaurus-abuse, we stop to ponder the soul-sapping power of ceaseless, endless, perpetual, neverending, B.C.

Let ’em run

By G.D. Maxwell "My dog’s better than your dog, My dog’s better than yours." Zippy the Dog made me say that. It’s a jingle he heard on television once and still hums. Zippy likes to think he’s a "good" dog.

Party on, Frankendude

By G.D.

The light bulb goes on

By G.D. Maxwell Finally! An explanation that makes sense. Ten years ago, I quit a perfectly good job that paid me more money than I ever thought I’d make.

And now the news

By G.D. Maxwell "War is hell," is what I thought I heard him say.

America marches on its stomach

Since I hope one day to be able to cross the border into the United States without undergoing a body cavity search, I’d just like to make my position perfectly clear: I am not ashamed George W. Bush is from Texas.

The essential points of Spring Break

By G.D. Maxwell Welcome to Spring Break! If you live in Whistler, you’re probably thinking, "Hey, didn’t we have spring break during the entire month of February?" Yes. Yes we did.

Premier sticks his foot in it again

By G.D. Maxwell Okay, now I’m worried. Last week it seemed as though the whole Olympics thing was more or less in the bag. I was convinced, not to say fatalistic, the Games were ours to lose.

Exorcising democracy

By G.D. Maxwell Between William Shakespeare and Mark Twain I sometimes think all the good lines have already been written.

The Family’s jewels

By G.D. Maxwell "Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain’t that a big enough majority in any town?" Mark Twain, from Huckleberry Finn Well, I guess we’ll know for sure tomorrow.